A minha cabeça em Cobol...

n=0;100;
think = n;

For n = 0;
Think then produce;
If produce = 0 then think more;
loop think till depress;
When think impossible then dump rational reasoning;
If think without reason produces monty python shit then write;
else think without reason more till hallucination;
If think totally impossible then drink;
If no more hard drinks in bar then smoke;
If visions are satisfactory smoke more till nirvana;
If nirvana equals happiness then sing else search for razor blade;
If razor blade blunt cuss and swear at manufacturer;
If razor blade sharp put water in bath then change mind and sing again;
If sing = non thought = some hallucination = monty python then
write "tranquility found" program end else restart.
end